kingcitywitch:

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion

(via retailavenger85)

cloudtxt:

ben-walker:

I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over

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(via retailavenger85)

ben-c:

there isn’t a single logical reason for me to be angry at young children with iphones

but damn if that’s going to stop me

(via yeahwellimthelordoftime)

iremademyblog:

i’m a good person i deserve to be at comic con

(via ohawkguy)

ᴅɪᴅ ɪ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡʜʏ ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴋᴀᴛᴇ ʙɪsʜᴏᴘ? ɪ ᴍᴇᴀɴ, ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴀᴛ ʜᴇʀ, sʜᴇ’s ᴘᴇʀғᴇᴄᴛ.

(Source: katiebishop, via ohawkguy)

johnlockshipsdestiel:

officialprincewilliam:

officialprincewilliam:

can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?

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you bet jurassican

i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations

(Source: officialprincewilliam, via mu5icliz)

black-nata:

BREAKING NEWS FROM SDCC: MARVEL STAR CHRIS EVANS ON A LEFT BOOB GRAB RAMPAGE. FIVE PEOPLE ARE DEAD. THIRTY ARE CRITICAL. NO LEFT BOOB IS SAFE.

(via ohawkguy)

koalatea:

i wanna be the girl who majors in english and who makes art and always looks so fucking cool and goes to shows and runs a cool real blog about her life and just fuckin owns everything
but no sadly im just the girl who dropped a kit kat on the floor and then ate it anyways 

(via mu5icliz)