What if just yesterday you had the greatest adventure and like had super powers n shit but your arch nemesis wiped your memory and stole all your shit so you can’t remember any of it hence why you are here.
This post is going to keep me up at night.
blockbuster went out of business, which shocked everyone because we all thought they already did three years ago
McDonalds’ chicken nuggets have an anti-foaming agent in them I am soooooo done
But 20 for $5 c’mon
A Thanksgiving Message from Gary Oldman [x]
I have always wanted to marry him , since my very birth
This Thanksgiving my niece stared at me for a good five minutes, and then turned to her mom and asked if she had big ears.
Because apparently my ears are so enormous, it made her question her own reality.
I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
Baby turkeys are quickly learning our human ways.